FNF VIII - Game On!

Hi Sports Fans,

FNF Season VIII - Champions Grand Slam - is about to begin.

A majority of teams hail from Season V, with the return of Black Plagues, Maxwell's Golden Hammer, Cruor Conventio and Herman's Heroes in this season's line-up.

We also have a real Blast-From-The-Past as the Couronne Saints, the winners of the first ever FNF Grand Final all the way back in Season II, have joined the league.

But the most surprising entry are the Ogres of the Shreking Crew - winners of the recent SNS 3 competition. If these guys win, their coach will well and truly earn the title of Super Coach.

SNS3 - Final

Greeting Sports Fans,

With apologies for the delay in the announcement - the Speccy McGroan Cup was awarded last week to the Ogres and Snotlings of the Shreking Crew - coached by Supercoach.

The Crew won the SNS 3 Final with a convincing 3-0 win over the Goblins of The Pink Projectiles. It was a great final - be sure to catch the replay on Cabalvision.

Congratulations to Supercoach - who earns the great honour of graffiting his team's name on to the prestigious "Speccy' McGroan Cup.

The hightlights of the Final were selected by the Treeman Legend, Deeproot Strongbranch!

After three seasons of the Saturday Night Stunties, all three of the stunty races - Halflings, Goblins and Ogres - have now each won the 'Speccy' McGroan Cup once. Stay tuned for Saturday Night Stunties IV to see which race can be the first to win it for the second time!!

Dave

(aka Axebreaker)

Season VII - Player Awards Night

SNS 3 - Round 2

Hi Stunty Fans,

Round 2 of the 'Speccy' McGroan Cup has been completed!

And it was another action packed round - with the Halflings of South Farthing FC running away 3-1 in the game against the Skull'n'Bones Ogres. And, in the other match between the FNF Grand Finalist Coaches, Shreking Crew edged out The Pink Projectiles 1-0 (with Supercoach winning the wrong match this week)

All the games are available on Cabalvision for you to enjoy!

Here are this week's highlights presented by another Spike Magazine legend - Shurfrik Stone-Sucker of the The Hobgoblin Team.

Did You Know.... Skurfrik Stone-Sucker, Spike Magzine's All time Worst Player No. 3, was renowned for being the stupidest Hobgoblin player ever - and that's saying something! Skurfrik often turned up to matches several days early - because it took him that long to figure out how to tie-up his boot laces.

Dave

(aka Axebreaker)

P.S. The FNF VII Player Awards are still in the works :)

FNF VII - Grand Slam Trophies

FNF VII CUP

CHAMPIONSHIP

FNFVII - Grand Final

Old Talent Time  v  Fat Freds Freaks

Saturday Night Stunties 3

Greetings Sports Fans,

The third season of Saturday Night Stunties has begun. Only four teams have stepped up to contest this season's 'Speccy' McGroan Cup. But, as the first round has demonstrated, that's still enough to produce plenty of Stunty action.

The first round saw the Ogres' of the Shreking Crew maintain remarkable focus on the match to defeat the Halflings of South Farthing FC 1-0. In the other match, another Ogre outfit, Skull'n'Bones took on The Pink Projectiles Goblin team in the snow and played out a 1-1 draw.

Our special commentator this week is Rondo Magoo, who brings you his short-sighted selection of this weeks SNS3 highlights.

Did You Know... The Runner-up in Spike Magazine's  All Time Worst Player Award (after 'Speccy' McGroan) went to Halfling thrower Rondo Magoo of the Bluebay Crammers. He was by far and away the worst thrower of all time. Rondo was reputedly so shortsighted that he difficulty seeing the end of his own nose. His record of 0 completions from 1271 pass attempts has stood for 32 years and is unlikely ever to be beaten. 

Dave
(aka Axebreaker)