The House of Axebreaker is proud to present:

The Friday Night Fights XIII Cup

Championship II

Siwan Shufflers

As retaining past season winners on base of the trophy meant that it had exceeded the size of the trophy itself - past winners are now honored on:

The Friday Night Fights

Roll of Champions

The House of Axebreaker is proud to present:*

The Friday Night Fights XII Championship Plate

Coach Justorius

Watch Ya Kneecaps

(Dwarfs)

* Commissioner Givo, in his infallible wisdom, selected a new trophy for this season. As a result, our dedicated team of in-house silversmiths have been working tirelessly for weeks to forge a new Championship Plate worthy of this esteemed honour.

FNF XI Trophies

The House of Axebreaker is proud to present:

The Friday Night Fights XI Trophies

FNF XI Cup

Azolin Hornets

FNF XI Championship

Norsca Dragons

... and of course, no discussion of this season would be complete without a special mention of Coach Big-A for the remarkable achievement of taking his Kings of Friday Nights Goblins all the way to the Grand Final.

Thanks everyone for a great season. See you in FNF XII

Axebreaker

FNF XI Grand Final

Kings of Friday Nights v Azolin Hornets

Big Moot Big League

Welcome all the FNF Post-Season Competition. This year the House of Axebreaker,

 in conjunction with McMurty's, is proud to present the:

BIG MOOT BIG LEAGUE

A Blood Bowl League 

With Halflings, By Halflings, and For Halflings*

Where teams composed exclusively of Halflings will battle it out for the prestigious

McMurty's Big Moot Platter

(featuring REAL food)

The rules are incredibly simple: Teams may only consist of Halflings. 

Starting Teams: Coaches may hire only Halflings to play. They may also buy as many Cheerleaders, Assistant Coaches (as if they'll help), Re-rolls and Fan Factor as they wish. And just to spell it out - you may not hire any Treemen!!

Inducements: During the course of the season, if any team has cash to spend on inducements it can only be used on:

• Halfling Mercenaries (with a Skill if you like)
• Master Chef
• Any Potion
• Bloodweiser Babes.

A simple way to remember – If it's not a Halfling, and you can't eat it or drink it, you can't take it

(And we don't care how much seasoning you add - a Wizard is not a meal!)

* Legal Disclaimer: Given the likely carnage among the participating players "for" in this instance does not in any way imply "to the benefit of".

Constantine von Ungren: Senior Partner
Dachnavar, Nachtzeher, Vasher & von Ungren
Representing the House of Axebreaker

Hi All,

Here's some more statistical trivia for this season.

This time it's dice rolls.

I've put together a list of all the dice rolls that have been made for each game of FNF XI logged on BB Manager to 9 March.  Here are the results:

Team/ Result	d6
	1	2	3	4	5	6	Total
Azolin Hornets	177	179	158	136	155	156	961
B&G Incorperated	84	90	79	89	83	68	493
Brains & Brawn	349	295	271	306	283	293	1,797
Cruel Corsairs	92	98	98	98	92	95	573
Epic Ellyrion	129	110	126	103	97	121	686
Kings of Friday Nights	182	225	221	205	232	222	1,287
Maurice's Educated Rodents	135	127	127	101	106	115	711
Norsa Dragons	96	80	77	78	75	77	483
Piece By Pieces	38	29	36	38	33	45	219
Shadowland Scourge	85	88	76	75	96	77	497
Siwan Shufflers	59	42	63	58	57	55	334
Tortuga Squall	87	96	99	78	86	85	531
Team/ Result	d6
	1	2	3	4	5	6
Azolin Hornets	18.42%	18.63%	16.44%	14.15%	16.13%	16.23%
B&G Incorperated	17.04%	18.26%	16.02%	18.05%	16.84%	13.79%
Brains & Brawn	19.42%	16.42%	15.08%	17.03%	15.75%	16.30%
Cruel Corsairs	16.06%	17.10%	17.10%	17.10%	16.06%	16.58%
Epic Ellyrion	18.80%	16.03%	18.37%	15.01%	14.14%	17.64%
Kings of Friday Nights	14.14%	17.48%	17.17%	15.93%	18.03%	17.25%
Maurice's Educated Rodents	18.99%	17.86%	17.86%	14.21%	14.91%	16.17%
Norsa Dragons	19.88%	16.56%	15.94%	16.15%	15.53%	15.94%
Piece By Pieces	17.35%	13.24%	16.44%	17.35%	15.07%	20.55%
Shadowland Scourge	17.10%	17.71%	15.29%	15.09%	19.32%	15.49%
Siwan Shufflers	17.66%	12.57%	18.86%	17.37%	17.07%	16.47%
Tortuga Squall	16.38%	18.08%	18.64%	14.69%	16.20%	16.01%
Average % of # Rolled:	16.67%	16.67%	16.67%	16.67%	16.67%	16.67%

Team/ Result	2d6
	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	Total
Azolin Hornets	9	13	29	50	37	48	48	45	28	22	12	341
B&G Incorperated	13	34	39	48	74	75	80	63	41	24	18	509
Brains & Brawn	18	33	54	57	77	98	90	48	52	41	14	582
Cruel Corsairs	11	33	45	58	72	94	74	67	33	27	14	528
Epic Ellyrion	17	21	41	47	60	71	45	44	37	21	12	416
Kings of Friday Nights	21	34	63	84	116	124	110	77	54	37	20	740
Maurice's Educated Rodents	9	18	17	33	40	63	46	35	29	18	8	316
Norsa Dragons	9	37	48	67	94	103	104	69	41	31	20	623
Piece By Pieces	17	33	51	74	88	95	76	49	50	34	20	587
Shadowland Scourge	17	42	59	74	81	100	88	76	61	32	15	645
Siwan Shufflers	32	48	69	115	124	145	112	98	79	41	19	882
Tortuga Squall	5	17	23	48	52	53	44	40	22	21	13	338
Team/ Result	2d6
	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12
Azolin Hornets	2.64%	3.81%	8.50%	14.66%	10.85%	14.08%	14.08%	13.20%	8.21%	6.45%	3.52%
B&G Incorperated	2.55%	6.68%	7.66%	9.43%	14.54%	14.73%	15.72%	12.38%	8.06%	4.72%	3.54%
Brains & Brawn	3.09%	5.67%	9.28%	9.79%	13.23%	16.84%	15.46%	8.25%	8.93%	7.04%	2.41%
Cruel Corsairs	2.08%	6.25%	8.52%	10.98%	13.64%	17.80%	14.02%	12.69%	6.25%	5.11%	2.65%
Epic Ellyrion	4.09%	5.05%	9.86%	11.30%	14.42%	17.07%	10.82%	10.58%	8.89%	5.05%	2.88%
Kings of Friday Nights	2.84%	4.59%	8.51%	11.35%	15.68%	16.76%	14.86%	10.41%	7.30%	5.00%	2.70%
Maurice's Educated Rodents	2.85%	5.70%	5.38%	10.44%	12.66%	19.94%	14.56%	11.08%	9.18%	5.70%	2.53%
Norsa Dragons	1.44%	5.94%	7.70%	10.75%	15.09%	16.53%	16.69%	11.08%	6.58%	4.98%	3.21%
Piece By Pieces	2.90%	5.62%	8.69%	12.61%	14.99%	16.18%	12.95%	8.35%	8.52%	5.79%	3.41%
Shadowland Scourge	2.64%	6.51%	9.15%	11.47%	12.56%	15.50%	13.64%	11.78%	9.46%	4.96%	2.33%
Siwan Shufflers	3.63%	5.44%	7.82%	13.04%	14.06%	16.44%	12.70%	11.11%	8.96%	4.65%	2.15%
Tortuga Squall	1.48%	5.03%	6.80%	14.20%	15.38%	15.68%	13.02%	11.83%	6.51%	6.21%	3.85%
Average % of # Rolled:	2.78%	5.56%	8.33%	11.11%	13.89%	16.67%	13.89%	11.11%	8.33%	5.56%	2.78%

Team/ Result	Block Dice
	Attacker Down (SKULL)	Both Down	Push	Push	Defender Stumbles	Defender Down (POW)	Total
Azolin Hornets	102	116	105	98	94	113	628
B&G Incorperated	191	182	207	200	201	174	1,155
Brains & Brawn	181	194	187	181	184	173	1,100
Cruel Corsairs	192	159	167	160	174	168	1,020
Epic Ellyrion	119	148	159	151	140	142	859
Kings of Friday Nights	206	180	178	172	163	185	1,084
Maurice's Educated Rodents	85	114	112	108	95	103	617
Norsa Dragons	206	217	232	226	228	186	1,295
Piece By Pieces	229	177	180	174	184	204	1,148
Shadowland Scourge	234	234	246	239	244	245	1,442
Siwan Shufflers	316	316	332	324	334	329	1,951
Tortuga Squall	119	124	132	126	118	112	731
Team/ Result	Block Dice
	Attacker Down (SKULL)	Both Down	Push	Push	Defender Stumbles	Defender Down (POW)
Azolin Hornets	16.24%	18.47%	16.72%	15.61%	14.97%	17.99%
B&G Incorperated	16.54%	15.76%	17.92%	17.32%	17.40%	15.06%
Brains & Brawn	16.45%	17.64%	17.00%	16.45%	16.73%	15.73%
Cruel Corsairs	18.82%	15.59%	16.37%	15.69%	17.06%	16.47%
Epic Ellyrion	13.85%	17.23%	18.51%	17.58%	16.30%	16.53%
Kings of Friday Nights	19.00%	16.61%	16.42%	15.87%	15.04%	17.07%
Maurice's Educated Rodents	13.78%	18.48%	18.15%	17.50%	15.40%	16.69%
Norsa Dragons	15.91%	16.76%	17.92%	17.45%	17.61%	14.36%
Piece By Pieces	19.95%	15.42%	15.68%	15.16%	16.03%	17.77%
Shadowland Scourge	16.23%	16.23%	17.06%	16.57%	16.92%	16.99%
Siwan Shufflers	16.20%	16.20%	17.02%	16.61%	17.12%	16.86%
Tortuga Squall	16.28%	16.96%	18.06%	17.24%	16.14%	15.32%
Average % of # Rolled:	16.67%	16.67%	16.67%	16.67%	16.67%	16.67%

There's not a great deal of statistical deviation in any team.  Still, commiserations to the Norsa Dragons for rolling the highest percentage of 1's on a d6, Epic Ellyrion for the highest percentage of 2's on 2d6, and Piece by Pieces for the highest percent of Skulls on the Block dice; and congratulations to Piece by Pieces for the highest percentage of 6's on a d6, Tortuga Squall for the highest percentage of 12's on 2d6, and the Azolin Hornets for the highest percentage of POW's on the Block dice (yes, most of this is meaningless, but I figured, "what they hey...").

Cheers,

Jeff

P.S.: apologies for the formatting.  I spent so much time putting the info together, when it came time to post it, I couldn't be bothered to reformat the data yet again...

Shadowlands Scourge Lose Opening Match

The Shadowlands Scourge began Season XI rather badly - with a 3-1 loss to the Tortuga Squall.

After a successful opening drive to score the first TD, the wheels quickly came off the Scourge game plan. The Chaos lads were clearly unprepared for the sweltering heat that lasted the whole match. In fact, the heat seemed to have an increasingly negative impact on their whole game as the match progressed and allowed the Humans to get the jump on them at almost every kick-off.

A full replay of the match is available courtesy of the good people of Cabalvision.

Still, it's just the Championship - so plenty of time to settle down and focus on the FNF Trophy (we hope). 

Dave
(aka Axebreaker)