lizard vs gobbo's

Well a contest that was always gonna be interesting was made even more interesting by a game played entirely in sweltering heat.

Unfortunately the lizards didnt handle the heat well reduced to 5 or 6 players on the pitch for at least three of the kick offs due to heat or failed knock out rolls. The gobbos on the other hand were almost impervious to the heat. And well couldnt do much wrong.

Two blitzs on the kick were won by the gobbos and in a comp glitch the skizards had no fan factor when in fact it has 7. This obviously affected the kick off results. The trolls were awesome I think rolling stupid only once or twice all game. And most moves by the gobbos were effortless.

Success across the board was on the cards for the green skins!!!!!

The Lizards didnt stand a chance. Failing most things. Even the apothecary roll for a cas resulted in a dead as well for the Lizards showing they should never have even turned up.

Although one thing for sure is how on earth the izards only lost by 1. AMAZING!!!!!!

Yet agian a seriously injured player got the MVP and the only level up. But on the bright side the lizards got 50 000 in winnings!!!!! Nearly enough to buy some much neede muscle.

Round 5 Complete

Hi there Blood Bowl fans,

Round 5 of FNF Season VI has been concluded with all the action and carnage we've come to expect. A total of 21 Touch Downs were scored and there were 27 casualties from all causes - including 3 Deaths!! It was another good week for the Cabalvision network - with nearly all the matches available for fans of the game to watch and enjoy!

This week also saw the departure of one our Coaches - toldorn. Luckily Coach toldorn has left us with the key to the Chaos locker room  - so FNF Officials are working as we speak to find a new Coach to take over the reigns of The Fluffy Pussy Cats.

Here, once again, are Jim and Bob to present their selection of some the best highlights of the week.

Round 6 has begun and will run until late on Thursday night - 01 December.


Dave
(aka Axebreaker)

Hi allIm sorry to say this but I will be pulling out of this
season and probably every other season................I have had enough
of this blood games port forwarding issues (fucking french ort to be shot) and
am sick an tired of spending hours fixing this problem every time I want to
play.......I will be starting a good old fashioned board game comp with
kundy instead in the futuredI have probably forfieted 6 + games in last
2 seasons due to this problem and Im sorry to say Im going to fucking snape the
disk after writing this.........I forfieted to drakular ... sorry
mateToo all of you whom I have played over the last 6 seasons I wish you
the best and I am sorry for this but I have had enough of the program even tho
it has been fun lossing to you all for 5 seasons straight (lol) You will
be all sorry to loss the easy points from your comps but im sure you will all
have fun...Ps IF THEY EVER SOLVE THE FUCKING PORT FORWARDING ISSUE WITH
SOME UPDATE PLEASE LET ME KNOW BUT i HAVE LOST ANY PASSION I HAD FOR THE
COMPUTER GAME..... i AM GOING BACK TO THE BOARD GAME AND MAYBE BUY A FEW MORE
TEAMS......... At least I can throw the minitures at the opposition if I
lose......Thanks for the years of gaming and best of luckI hope
to get to cancon one year and meet you all...Ps If you want to find me
as Givo where to find the desertrat1941see ya alllThis message
and the blood bowl game will self destruct in 50 seconds
...........................BYE

Dark Elf Woes Continue

The Har Ganeth Blades put on another inept display last night - losing to the Elves of the Spirit Dragon Sky Masters 1-0.

It was a match that both teams would undoubtedly prefer to forget - the game was played in the rain which no doubt added to, but doesn't fully explain, the number of fumbles, fails and falls experienced by both teams. In fact, the so bad was the display that Bastard & Claws, the Match Rating Agency, gave the game only 8/20 - that is, the same score routinely awarded to unplayed Byes and Foffeits!!  The game's only Touch Down came just before half time when the Sky Masters finally managed to string together a series of actions without anyone falling over or dropping the ball!! A full replay is available on Cabalvision.

The Har Ganeth Blades coaching staff are in something a quandary - the team is good, the game plans are reasonably sound - but wins (even draws) still elude them. If they are not being Blitzed every second Kick-Off it, seems they can't handle the ball or dodge with any consistency. In this game, with 42% of d6 rolls this being 1s (and 58% being 1-2) - what can you do? (Besides start planning the early draft pick for Season VII) 

The bright spot in the game was the performance of the Assassin, Silent Steel, who had a great time stabbing elves left, right and centre. With 100,000gp in the bank - serious consideration is being given to hiring the second Assassin. At least a failed Stab doesn't cause a Turn Over :)

Thanks to Mick for the game - good luck with the rest of the season.

Dave

(aka Axebreaker)

Hi Friday Night Fights Bloodbowl Fans!

 You can call me "Secret Spy" but to be fair I'm really just a Couch Potato!

Week 4 - My Cheeto Review!  This week 6 out of 7 games on Cabal Vision for you to enjoy!

After the review this week I thought we would take a look and see how your favourite team is going!

HAR GANETH BLADES vs MORGUE MACHINE

Blocking

This week saw the Dark Elves of Har Ganeth stop the Morgue Machine juggernaut in its tracks beating them 2-0.  It was a hard fought match with both teams inflicting 2 injuries.  Let's see if the stats give us an inkling into how the game transpired...

% of Successful Block Rolls

Blades             - 56%

Morgue            - 40%   Hmm the picture is becoming clearer...

Skulls Average = 16.66% 

Blades             - 13 (18.30%) 

Morgue            - 9 (11.25%)

POW

Blades             - 15 (21.12%)

Morgue            - 9 (11.25%)

Average armour roll  Average = 7.00

Blades             - 7.08             

Morgue            - 6.67

MORROWDALE MOUNTAIN MEN vs URUKS HO

Blocking

Last week the dwarven Morrowdale Mountain Men were flogged by the Undead but the fans wanted to know if they could bounce back against the Orcs of Uruks Ho?  NOT A CHANCE!  The Orcs smelled the blood in the water this week and came out all fists swinging...catching the dwarves with their pants down and beating them 2-1 at the same time as inflicting 4 casualties to nil and killing one dwarf outright!  The Orcs were too good on the day!

% of Successful Block Rolls

Mountain Men - 43%

Uruks Ho         - 64%

Skulls  Average = 16.66%

Mountain Men - 12 (16.21%) 

Uruks Ho         - 10 (10.20%)

POW

Mountain Men - 6 (8.10%)      ...the Dwarves offended Nuffle somehow!

Uruks Ho         - 21 (21.42%)  ...while the Orcs were smiled upon

Average armour roll    Average = 7.00

Mountain Men - 6.77            

Uruks Ho         - 7.89               ...they found the way past the dwarves tough armour and will no doubt sell the                              info to other teams for a hefty price!

TURNER CHAINSAW MASSACRE vs ERENGRAD EASYBEATS

Blocking

The human Erengrad Easybeats easily countered the secret weapons of Turner Chainsaw Massacre to beat the goblins 2-0 in front of the goblins home crowd who were not at all pleased!  The Goblins inflicted 2 more casualties this season against 1 dished out by the Easybeats.  The Biff seemed pretty even from my cheeto stained chair...so lets see what the stats tell us!

% of Successful Block Rolls

Chainsaw        - 62%

Easybeats       - 62%   Wow dead even in the Biff...I knew it was close but not THAT close!

Skulls   Average = 16.66%

Chainsaw        - 6 (13.04%)   

Easybeats       - 6 (9.67%)      ...Easybeats had the luck here

POW

Chainsaw        - 10 (21.73%)  ...Chainsaw had the luck here

Easybeats       - 6 (9.67%)

Average armour roll  Average = 7.00 

Chainsaw        - 7.00             

Easybeats       - 6.85

  

PASSING FANCY vs TRAITORS OF VALHALLA

Blocking

The Wood Elves of passing Fancy kept the winning streak going by beating the Norse Traitors of Valhalla 2 -1 in a nail biter! One inflicted injury each with ball possession going to the Norse 62% to 32%.  It seems Passing Fancy were just too good on the day!  Let's have a look at the stats! 

% of Successful Block Rolls

Fancy              - 46%

Traitors            - 46%   ...wow both teams pretty unlucky in the biff.  No wonder only 2 injuries!

Skulls   Average = 16.66%

Fancy              - 9 (18.75%)             

Traitors            - 16 (13.91%)

POW

Fancy              - 8 (16.66%)

Traitors            - 24 (20.86%)

Average armour roll Average = 7.00

Fancy              - 6.79                          

Traitors            - 6.76     ...wow both teams well below average.  Again no wonder only 2 injuries!

  

SPIRIT DRAGON SKY MASTERS vs DISEASE OF DRAKENMOOR

Blocking

Could the Elves of Spirit Dragon Sky Masters bounce back from last week's poor effort ?  Could the Disease of Drakenmoor stop Nuffles wrath and finally get some runs on the board?

Well both team came in with high hopes but it was the elves who turned the hopes into a reality smashing the Nurgle team 3-0.  The Nurgle fought back dishing out almost twice as many blocks...but out of 115 blocks managed only 1 casualty!  On a positive note the Nurgle didn't suffer a death this week...the first time in quite a while!

% of Successful Block Rolls

Drakenmoor    - 71%               ...Both teams meant business this week!

Spirit Dragon   - 72%

Skulls  Average = 16.66%

Drakenmoor    - 15 (13.04%)             

Spirit Dragon   - 9 (14.28%)

POW

Drakenmoor    - 10 (8.69%)

Spirit Dragon   - 27 (42.85%)              ...the highest POW % so far this season!

Average armour roll  Average = 7.00

Drakenmoor    - 6.27                           

Spirit Dragon   - 6.89               ...both teams well under average accounts for the lack of injury

FLUFFY PUSSY CATS vs HEFFS HOTSHOTS

Blocking

Wow 2 teams I've wanted to see for a while now...both going head to head.  Could the Amazon babes of Heffs Hotshots keep the Chaos Fluffy Pussy Cats at bay?

In a word...no.  The Chaos came out on top and try as they may the Amazons couldn't seem to place a foot squarely on the ground.  The Cats could only manage to pick the ball up 50% of the time, however the Hotshots only made 4 from 10 catches while failing dodges over 50% of the time - for a team with dodge the coach must have been pulling his hair out! Still the stats weren't that lop sided and a good solid win to the Pussy Cats!

% of Successful Block Rolls

Pussy Cats      - 49%

Hotshots          - 78%               ...wow the Biff went the way of the Hotshots

Skulls  Average = 16.66%

Pussy Cats      - 13 (14.77%)              

Hotshots          - 5 (15.62%)

POW

Pussy Cats      - 24 (27.27%)

Hotshots          -7 (21.87%)

Average armour roll  Average = 7.00 

Pussy Cats      - 7.23                          

Hotshots          - 7.03 

Team Rankings and Couch Potatoes much anticipated review on each team and whether to back them into the finals:

Passing Fancy                                   4-0-0    12                    Supercoach

With a Guard, a strip baller and 2 wrestlers all ready, the team are set to not only make the finals but to stamp their ownership on the whole season.  Sure Supercoach is the highest paid coach...as well as the most unattractive in the league...but 4 wins from 4 starts shows why every cent in your purse should be backing this proven coach and his proven team

Erengrad Easybeats                         3-1-0    10                    Justorious

Human teams can be so...well so average in so many ways!  Justorious is a seasoned coach and under his guidance the team has failed to lose a game this season.  With 2 Guards a tackler and a mighty blow on his side don't let the name fool you...the Easybeats will be there at Finals time!

Lizard Skizzards                               3-0-1    9                      Kornes Killers

Some said that Coach Korne wouldn't be able to control the Lizards after specializing with Orcs.  But let's face it some players are fat and strong, some are weak and skinny...and they are all green!  The only difference is one has scales...and they are the ones sitting at number three on the rankings after 4 weeks.  With 2 Catchers, a blocker and an Agility increase you could consider them a safe bet on making the finals from what we have seen so far this season!

RUN Dangermouse Club                 3-0-1    9                      Big-A

With 2 Blockers, a Guard and a Kicker this team isn't surviving on speed alone.  They have won the scrimmage and are showing off a new side to a team often referred to as soft and squishy.  With just 11 players can Coach Big A keep the team in one piece long enough to make the finals or will they suffer the same fate as last season's Skaven team?

Morgue Machine                               2-1-1    7                      Drakeular

Sure he is grumpy...and stays drunk most of the time, but so would you if you had as many trophies as Coach Drakeular!  A proven winner when the going gets tough he has managed to win half his season so far and going off last week's game his team are ready to rumble.  Undead can be a formidable opponent and under this Coach Id expect to see them make the finals or die trying!

Traitors of Valhalla                           2-1-1    7                      Shol Va

Last season Coach Shol Va spent most of his time in dark corners whispering dark secrets with dark elves.  This season he is drinking beer with the Norse Men and has only suffered one loss from 4 starts out on the field.  The fresh air seems to just what he needed!  If you want to doubt his ability to steer these traitorous brutes to the finals then do it on your own time, because Im liking what I am seeing from this team!

Uruks Ho                                            2-0-2    6                      Jernau Morat Gurgeh

They are Orcs...how good can they be?  Well after watching them thump the dwarves into the dirt my answer has to be REALLY GOOD!  Coach Jernau has the team on track and with Mighty Blow, Tackle and Blockers all about expect these green skins to fight to the death each and every week!

           

Spirit Dragon Sky Masters              1-2-1    5                      Zenthaalx

A slow start has seen the Sky Masters struggle to get a foot hold on the season so far.  Coach Zen whips himself like a crazed squig each year he fails to lead a team to the finals.  Sure they are ranked at number 8 now, but bet your life they will gather momentum over the next few weeks!  With a Guard and a Block Dodger don't underestimate this elven team or its coach!

Morrowdale Mountain Men             1-1-2    4                      Givo

This coach does a lot of talking but with only one win under his belt is it all hot air?  This tough dwarven outfit has been embarrassed 2 weeks in a row by being out muscled.  Can they bounce back and smash the teams that come before them?  If you want to bet on this team don't go using my money!

Turner Chainsaw Massacre            1-1-2    4                      Ahriman Ormuzd

Most fans love the Gobins!  Let's face it they always lose but they are cute in an ugly kind of way and the chainsaws and grenades add a real spice to a game of Bloodbowl.  By selecting a Friday Night Fights winning coach in Ahriman, the Goblins are no walkover this season and anyone doubting their temerity can stand in the scrimmage and see it firsthand!

The Fluffy Pussy Cats                      1-0-3    3                      Toldorn

Chaos takes a while to warm up due to all those extra arms and tentacles that pop out of every Chaos players spare orifice.  Coach Toldorn has the teams skills coming in now and as the league progresses so will their ranking.  Can they settle down quickly enough to make the finals?  Time will tell!

Har Ganeth Blades                           1-0-3    3                      Axebreaker

A strong coach...a strong team...strong backing from now disappointed sponsors! What gives here people?  With only 1 win so far some are asking if Coach Axebreaker is too old to be coaching any more.  Personally i think he is...but that won't stop him from whipping his dark elves into an occultist frenzy as they gain momentum.  Can his team survive injuries to make the finals?  Im not foolish enough to bet against them!

The Disease of Drakenmoor           0-1-3    1                      Beldenox

Whenever a Nurgle team takes the field in Friday Night Fights other coaches shake with fear.  They fear the mutations...the strength and the disease.  But so far these followers of Chaos have failed to deliver having players die each week and getting the back hand from all who they come up against.  Coach Beldenox knows his way around a Bloodbowl field and once Nuffle leaves and Nurgle arrives we will see some special things from this team...mark my words!

Heffs Hotshots                                  0-0-4    0                      Zelithian

When Coach Zelithian was signing up the girls (while they gave him a foot massage and a back rub!) they promised they would have both feet on the ground.  Unfortunately they can't seem to put both feet down firmly at the same time...tripping and sliding all over the place like a scared rabbit on a hot grill.  Fans are waiting to see how these girls progress...provided they live that long!  With a Guard, a Strength Increase and a Kick off Returner don't write them off yet...there is still plenty of time to go!

Until Next Week...Halflings like Pie but Stats Don't Lie!

Secret Spy

Hi Friday Night Fights Bloodbowl Fans!

You can call me "Secret Spy" but to be fair I'm really just a Couch Potato!

Week 3 - My Cheetos Review! (sorry its late but Cabal Vision blew a fuse and threw me behind!  Round 4 Results will be out shortly...)

This week I got my first fan mail and I thought Id share with you all the great feedback

Feedback 1: Hi Couch Potato, my name is Nancy Girlyblouse and Im a big fan of the Passing Fancy Team! I just wanted to say that all your stats can be read in different ways so don't mean a real lot when you look at it. 

Reply: Hi Nancy, thanks for reading my newsletter!  I appreciate your feedback and will ensure from now on my Blocking area will be a lot more descriptive to give you a real feel for how the Biff went in each game.  Oh, I also noticed that in Round 6 Passing Fancy are playing the Morrowdale Mountain Men and I hope the dwarves head butt all your prancy elves into a mushy paste...especially your pin up players!

Feedback 2: Hi Secret Spy my name is Cyril Prance-about and I've supported the mighty Spirit Dragon Sky Masters since their very first game.  I love your stats but was hoping you could put down the averages next to the stats in future?

Reply: Hi Cyril, its great to see another Elven fan following my Newsletter with such gusto!  I agree that it would make it a lot easier to understand the stats with the averages close by and from now on I will do it!  Its great ideas from my fans just like you that help to make this newsletter so successful!  This will no doubt help all the elven followers out there who are either blind or have the IQ of a Squig!  Oh and I saw your team are playing the Disease of Drakenmoor next week...I hope your favourite players have all their wobbly bits rot and fall off!

Please keep the great feedback coming in! 

Anyway, let's get down to the game results!

DISEASE OF DRAKENMOOR vs RUN DANGERMOUSE CLUB

 Blocking

Well the Run Dangermouse Club won the game 2-1 over the Disease of Drakenmoor by handing out a walloping! With 4 unanswered injuries to nil, plus 2 deaths the rats from run forgot the running game plan and opted to dish out a little rough justice.  Still with half the team dead or in the apothecaries room the team did well to keep the scoreline so close.

% of Successful Block Rolls

Drakenmoor    - 48%

Dangermouse - 59% (Bring it on bad boys!)

Skulls Average = 16.66%

Drakenmoor    - 12 (12.24%)    

Dangermouse - 13 (16.04%)

POW

Drakenmoor    - 19 (19.38%)

Dangermouse - 14 (17.28%)

Average armour roll Average = 7.00

Drakenmoor    - 6.75               

Dangermouse - 7.17 (this proved to be the big difference as the ratties ripped through armour like it was made of cheese)

HAR GANETH BLADES vs PASSING FANCY

 Blocking

This week Passing Fancy won convincingly 3-1 over the Har Ganeth Blades.  With only 1 injury and no deaths it was a pretty disappointing game. With 6 passes and almost 200 yards running you can get a picture of how the game was played...typical elf on elf action! The Fancy knocked the dark elves over 6 times and 3 of these were knockouts...so they know how to hit hard!  The Blades got one KO and one injury out of 11 knockdowns...wooses!

% of Successful Block Rolls

Har Ganeth     - 68% (how did they not win the biff count hands down?)

Passing Fancy- 46%

Skulls  Average = 16.66% 

Har Ganeth     - 13 (17.80%)     

Passing Fancy- 11 (14.86%)

POW

Har Ganeth     - 15 (20.54%)

Passing Fancy- 10 (13.51%)

Average armour roll Average = 7.00

Har Ganeth     - 6.46  (...oh that's how!  They couldn't work out how to get through the armour!)

Passing Fancy- 7.29               

URUKS HO vs ERENGRAD EASYBEATS

 Blocking

This week saw the Erengrad Easybeats for the first time and with a 3-1 win over the Orcs of Uruks Ho we liked what we saw!  The Orcs dished out the injuries 3-2 while they also out passed the humans.  This didn't stop some great play and tactics allowing the humans to take the green skins down convincingly despite Nuffle influencing the outcome to a large extent!

% of Successful Block Rolls

Uruks Ho         - 57%

Easybeats       - 79% (get a load of that % !!)

Skulls Average = 16.66%

Uruks Ho         - 18 (18%)      

Easybeats       - 7 (11.86%)

POW

Uruks Ho         - 13 (13%)

Easybeats       - 18 (30.50%)  (Almost 1/3 of all rolls were POW's - BRING IT ON !!)

Average armour roll  Average = 7.00

Uruks Ho         - 7.17              

Easybeats       - 6.71

MORGUE MACHINE vs MORROWDALE MOUNTAIN MEN

Blocking

Well the Undead of Morgue Machine did a number on the Morrowdale Mountain Men as they kept the stout ones scoreless winning 2-0. Even when the undead had the game sealed they stalled, fouled and may as well ate frog legs!  This however added to the game as the dwarves were ready to unleash some pain of their own...the undead just didn't give them a chance! (Nor Nuffle as we look at the stats for that matter...)

% of Successful Block Rolls

Morgue            - 62%

Mountainmen  - 46% (Pack of girlies!)

Skulls Average = 16.66%

Morgue            - 19 (16.66%)              

Mountainmen  - 21 (25.92%) (sheesh 1/4 of the block rolls were skulls)

POW

Morgue            - 23 (20.17%)

Mountainmen  - 11 (13.58%)

Average armour roll  Average = 7.00

Morgue            - 7.24                         

Mountainmen  - 6.94

TURNER CHAINSAW MASSACRE vs SPIRIT DRAGON SKY MASTERS

Blocking

Round 3 saw the Goblins of Turner Chainsaw Massacre draw 1-1 with the Pro Elf Spirit Dragon Sky Masters.  The Gobbo's dished out 4 injuries to 1 showing the rest of the league they might be small but their weapons are sharp!

% of Successful Block Rolls

Chainsaw        - 53%

Spirit Dragon   - 28% (Lowest this week...probably the lowest % ever recorded!)

Skulls  Average = 16.66%

Chainsaw        - 20 (22.47%)             

Spirit Dragon   - 11 (17.18%)

POW

Chainsaw        - 11 (12.35%)

Spirit Dragon   - 8 (12.50%)

Average armour roll   Average = 7.00

Chainsaw        - 7.36                         

Spirit Dragon   - 5.15  (What the??  Were the Elves wearing padded gloves? - Even Halflings hit harder than that!  What did the elves do to upset Nuffle?)

Until Next Week...

Secret Spy

FNF VI - Round 4 Done!

Hi Sports Fans,

Round 4 of Friday Night Fights VI has been successfully completed - and it was another exciting week with plenty of action and a couple of upsets. 21 Touch Downs were scored and 29 casualties were sustained from all causes - but very few of the injuries were serious. Unless, surprisingly, you were a Dwarf!  Another big surprise for the round was that no Rotters died!

It was also a big week for Cabalvision coverage - with all but one game uploaded and available for you to enjoy - so tune in and catch up on all the action of this week's great games!

As usual, the legendary Bob Bifford and Jim Johnson are here to present their selection of some the best highlights of this week's games.

Round 5 is scheduled to finish late Thursday night - 24 Nov

Good Luck!

Dave
(aka Axebreaker)

Dark Elves Finally Win a Game

The Har Ganeth Blades scored their first win of the season last night - defeating the Undead Morgue Machine 2-0.

Last week's casualties meant that the Morgue Machine was flush with inducement money. They purchased a keg of Bloodweiser Ale and hired a Wizard. In an effort to fire up their mage, the Undead also hired a rent-a-crowd group of cheering fans. It was a decision that backfired - as the ring-in fans had no effect on the Wizard but they did seem to incite the rest of the crowd to actively participate in the game - to the detriment of the Morgue Machine's game. 

Not one, but two Pitch Invasions, a Thrown Rock and a Skeleton beaten senseless on the sidelines - pretty much wrecked the Undead game plan and handed the match to the Dark Elves. A full replay is available on Cabalvision.

Thanks to Gav for the game - I know from some very recent experiences what it's like to have a game snatched away by the Kick-Off table. Good Luck with the rest of the season.

Dave

(aka Axebreaker) 

FNF VI - Round 3 Wrap Up

Hi Blood Bowlers,

Round 3 has come and gone - completing another great week of the Friday Night Fights. Plenty of action was on offer this week - with 20 Touch Downs scored and 30 casualties sustained from all causes: including 2 Deaths and 7 Serious Injuries. Much of the exciting action is available for your viewing pleasure on Cabalvision.

We are again privileged to have Bob Bifford and Jim Johnson present their selection of some the round's best highlights.

The Round has been rolled over - and Round 4 is scheduled to be completed by late Thursday night 17 Nov.

Good luck!

Dave
(aka Axebreaker)

Dark Elves Still Winless

The Har Ganeth Blades lost their third game in a row last night - going down 3-1 to the Wood Elves of Passing Fancy. Making it easily the worst start to any season by a House of Axebreaker franchise - even the Goblins of Season I drew their second match!

Among a whole host of issues, the Dark Elves clearly need to work on their attentiveness when on offense as they were once again Blitzed when receiving their first Kick-Off - throwing their game plan into disarray and enabling the opposition to score! A full replay of the match is available on Cabalvision. 

On the positive side of the ledger  - the Dark Elves did give the Woodies some lasting souvenirs to remember them by and whole of bunch of their players are finally showing signs of more skillful play. Although this week they were only paid the league minimum in appearance money, the team management still had enough to hire an Assassin. Whether the Assassin is there to play for the team or take care of some of the players and coaching staff remains to be seen. 

Thanks to Matt for the game - and good luck with the rest of the season. 

Dave

(aka Axebreaker)

FNF VI - Round 2 Complete

Greetings Sports Fans,

Round 2 of Season VI of the Friday Night Fights is done and dusted. And it was another action packed round and another week of high casualties. Although Deaths and Serious Injuries were down from last week. In fact, most of the Serious Injuries were sustained by just one team - theSpirit Dragon Sky Masters. Fortunately for the Elves - three of their four Serious Injuries were to mercenary lineman.

Many of this week's games are available for viewing on Cabalvision and are well worth watching. Two of Cabalvision's biggest names join us once again to present some of the highlights from Round 2.

A big thanks to all the Coaches for getting their games in before Friday. The next round is scheduled to run from Friday 4 Nov until late Thursday night 10 Nov.

Dave

(aka Axebreaker)

SNS Final

The House of Axebreaker is pleased to announced that the Inaugural Saturday Night Stunties competition for the 'Speccy' McGroan Cup has been completed!

Congratulations to Coach Drakeular and the Bruiser Boyz who defeated the Lowdown Ladz 2-1 in a hard fought final. Thus earning the privilege of graffiting their team name on to the trophy!

It was exciting final with plenty of casualties - mostly to Lowdown Ladz players. The replay is available on Cabalvision. Unfortunately, due to unavoidable technical errors, the last few turns of the match were garbled in transmission (the presence of 'Speccy' McGroan's ghost?)

We've invited the stunty Star Player Nobbla Blackwart to present some of the best highlights of the match.