Nurgle vs Lizards

                         

A small skink staggered down to the microphone with one arm in a sling as he tapped the microphone

"I hope this is on..."

He looked up meekly

"We played our game tonight...against those stinky Nurgles.  They all ganged up and hurt us plenty!  Fat Fred...well he is in traction at the moment and wont be back for a couple of weeks due to severe injuries...plus one of my skink brothers will walk with a limp from now on...once he gets out of hospital that is"

He shook his head sadly

"We did manage to win the game 2-0...plus we killed one of the stinky rotters and badly hurt a couple of the pestigors.  It was a very brutal game indeed but we feel like we won the game and lost the fight"

Once again he shook his head sadly

"There was plenty of fouling and Big A must have paid off the refs...wait...we paid off the ref but he still allowed those spikes to dig into poor Fat Freds flesh..."

He began to sob

"We are on top of the ladder and undefeated so far....so there!"

He poked out his tongue and scampered away back up the stairs towards the change rooms

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Thanks to Andrew for a brutal game indeed!

* In the stats both teams had block success of over 60%

* Both teams rolled more skulls than POW's

* Big A failed 4 out of 15 "really stupid" rolls and they all seemed to be at critical times

* In the dice rolling Andrew rolled more 1's and less 6's than me which had a real impact on the game.

Overall the game had everything you would expect from a top of the table clash and a big thanks go out to Big A for a real thriller!

Givo