Guardians Lose Again

Earlier this week the Lothern Guardians were defeated by the Rusty Cage Nurgle outfit 2-1

The disgusting and quite disturbing presence of the hideous Nurgle team was always going to be a challenge for the High Elves' passing game. The Guardians, however, had all memorised that excellent article on the subject produced last season by the House of Axebreaker and they were able to largely avoid becoming too disturbed and succeeded in completing several passes.

What they couldn't seem to avoid, however, was being knocked unconscious! Nine players - three quarters of the team! - were knock-out during the course of the match (with only three recovering right at the end of the game). This gave the Rusty Cage a decisive advantage in numbers that carried the day.

The Rusty Cage's #8 Frantz the Distasteful had a great, if highly illegal, match - committing over half a dozen fouls without any officials so much as raising an eyebrow. 

Still, no elves were injured or suffered the awful doom of succumbing to Nurgle's Rot and becoming a Rotter - a fate worse than death for an elf!

Thanks to Andrew for the game - good luck for the rest of the season.


Dave
(aka Axebreaker)