Dark Elves: 0-2

The Har Ganeth Blades have yet to catch a break and remain on zero competition points after a heart-breaking loss to RUN Danger Mouse Club on the weekend.

Unlike last week, the Dark Elves played quite well - with very little of the fumbling, falling over and bad decisions that did so much to cost them the game in Round 1. In fact, throughout the first half, it was the Skaven that experienced real difficulty in the basic skills of the game - injuring themselves in poor Blocks and failed Dodges, and dropping several passes. All of which enabled the Dark Elves to begin the second half with a 1-0 lead.

But the vissitudes of fate shifted dramatically and decisively in the second half with the three Skaven Kick-Offs resulting in Blitz, Blitz and Perfect Defence that - along with a Stall - effectively shut the Blades out of the game and allowed the Skaven to run in two unanswered Touch Downs and take the win.

Tune into Cabalvision to watch a full replay of the match.

The FNF Administrators, however, must really love watching the misfortune of this Dark Elf team because, once again, the Blades were paid the maximum appearance fee - 70,000 gp.

Inducements: What Your Money Can Buy

The House of Axebreaker is pleased to present the second part of our guide to the what's available for purchase or hire before a FNF match.

A handy resource for all those Coaches who find themselves, for good or ill, with plenty of money to spend at the start of their next game.

FNF Round 1 - Plenty of Action So Far

Hi there Blood Bowl fans,

The first round of FNF Season VI has been completed - and what a round!!

If there is one word that describes the opening matches - it's carnage! There were something like seventeen casualties inflicted this week - including four Deaths and amazing number of Serious Injuries! Several of the matches, and quite a few of the casualties, can be viewed by tuning into Cabalvision!

As measure of the growing reputation and standing of the Friday Night Fights league - this season our weekly highlights will be presented by those two Blood Bowl legends: Jim Johnson and Bob Bifford!

SNS Rd 3: Stunty Season Heads Towards the Final

After three fun-filled rounds - Saturday Night Stunties has concluded the regular the season and now moves on to the final contest for the (slightly) prestigious 'Speccy' McGroan Cup.

Two Goblin teams - The Lowdown Ladz and the Brusier Boyz have emerged undefeated and will fight it out for the Stunty crown!

This week former Chaos All-Stars player - Zip the Snoting* is with us to present some highlights from all the great Stunty action available on Cabalvision.

*Did You Know: Zip the Snotling once consented to be sewn inside a football by the Chaos All-Stars for a vital play-off match against the Vynheim Valkyries. At an opportune moment Zip was hurled down the field. He pushed his legs free and scampered into the End Zone. Sadly the Touchdown was disallowed, it being ruled that a player must be holding the football, rather than being held in it, to score a touchdown!

Your Guide to the Stars

The House of Axebreaker is pleased present the following guide to the stable of Star Players available in the Friday Night Fights league.

The ideal reference for those Coaches who find themselves with piles of Inducement Cash to splash about on some high priced talent.

We will be following this up in the near future with a reference guide for all the other goods and services available for FNF matches - available, that is, to those Coaches with plenty of money!

Dark Elf Shocker

The first match of Season VI is one the Dark Elves of the Har Ganeth Blades would rather forget as they they were thrashed by the in-form Lizard Skizards.

It was a game where very little seemed to go right for the Blades. As they stumbled around the field, falling over and fumbling the ball - the Skizards' skinks whisked by - running in three Touch Downs to one. Tune in to Cabalvision to catch a full replay of the match!

The only saving grace was the fact that Dark Elves were paid the maximum appearance fee of 60,000gp - enabling them to purchase an Apothecary for next week's game.

Well done to Ben - he played a great game and took maximum advantage of the characteristics of his new team. Now he's stopped wasting his time on Orcs, I reckon his Lizards will be a team watch this season :)

Dave

(aka Axebreaker)

SNS Rd 2: More Stunty Mayhem

Hi there Fans of the "Small" Game,

Round 2 of Saturday Night Stunties is complete - and, as we've come to expect, there was plenty of hilarious and unlikely action. With just one round remaining, two teams - the Bruiser Boyz and the Lowdown Ladz have emerged as the teams to beat. But can they sustain their form and luck for a third week in a row?

Check out the games on Cabalvision - you won't regret it. Star Player Scrappa Sorehead has agreed to present just a small taste of the excitement of Stunties Blood Bowl!!

SNS - Brought to you by the House of Axebreaker