The Lords of Misrule 2 - Orca Cola Killers 0

The Lords of Misrule have endured a brutal game against the Orca Cola Killers which saw them lose two of their players two injury in the early stages of the match. The Lords chose to receive the kick off and put together another one of their trademark drives upfield after the injured Killers player #04 Gramva that saw him miss the remainder of the game. This promising drive was suddenly disrupted by the loss of two of their key players within the next minute.

One of these injuries was caused by a hit from Killers #03 Blitzer, Azhar, who blitzed the newly signed chaos warrior #12 Typhus Souleater and fractured his arm, crushing his armour like it was made of paper. It was alleged by officials from the Lords camp that Azhar had been seen drinking a strength potion, and this was proven when replays following the game showed him drinking not 1 but 3 strength potions to give him that edge he was seeking. Managing to come back from these losses the Lords ground the ball slowly upfield crossing late in the first half to take the 1-0 lead.

The second half saw Azhar come out frothing at the mouth leading his team upfield when they received the kick, first killing Lords #05 Bryn'gor the Vile who fortunately was resurrected at the price of his soul by the team apothecary. And then clubbing #11 Grim'gor the Reaver senseless injuring him enough to force him to miss the remainder of the match. These losses nearly saw the Lords defensive wall crumble but the suicidal blitzes of its players into the Orc cage saw Azhar who had been passed the ball brought down and the ball rolled to the feet of Lords #05 Kurgan Bloodhowl.

Scooping up the ball, Kurgan screamed for Lords #10 Sar'Gor Hammerfist to get downfield before winding back with the ball and launching it downfield in a perfect spiral pass deep down field to the shock of everyone on the field including Sar'Gor who instead of moving upfield and maintaining the gap between himself and the Killers' players simply stood there dumbstruck at the beautiful pass from Kurgan. Seizing this opportunity Azhar charged upfield and knocked Sar'Gor off his feet but the bounce of the ball didn't favour him as it fell just out of reach as the supporting Lords players reached Azhar barging him over and running it into the endzone to seal the win.

Coach Maddenson spoke after the match about Kurgan's pass and how this single action took what would more than likely have been a draw and turned it on its head. "That crazy S.O.B. never ceases to surprise me, next thing you know he's going to try and dodge past the enemy like a damned elf". Maddenson also addressed the allegations of Killers #03, Azhar, and the doping allegations. "Why not?, of course I'm going to complain if I think I can have an opposition player miss the game but if he was on my team after a performance like that I'd pump that maniac so full of strength potions his biceps would have biceps". "Here's hoping we don't have to face that lunatic again as he nearly singlehandedly won the game for his team".