Docs get another draw!

In what can only be described as a remarkable result given the conditions, The Last Seasons Apocatharies have finally got the gist of blocking and knocking out opponents without the use of an anasthetic( According to Medical Liabilty Insurance PTY LTD.. Chloroform on a set of knuckle dusters isnt a breach of the malpractice laws if administered by a physician).
A 2-2 draw with the Orcs!
The game started of insweltering heat and the kick off saw the ball kicked to the front left hand corner where a bunch of the nurses where waiting on the off chance they got a call for a blitz.
Well a Blitz is what they recieved when the Golden Shower kid swooped in picked up the ball and handed it to Shagger. The St4 Blitzer smacked Sally in the chops and set off down the field.
An attempt to stop him by Gemima and Betty saw a pair of both downs rerolled into a pushback and a skull. Shagger sailed over the line, pushing it with consumate ease leaving the Doctors Jeykkl and Phil in the dugout refusing to take the feild as there were no nurses available to mop thier brows before the next drive and Sally complaining that she wanted to see a dentist before she returned to the field.
With half a line of Scrimmage left The nurses muscled up. A purely legal prescription from a Doctor P. Smith for a bad case of reumatism was shared between Mavis and Sally before the game saw them turning cartwheels and juggling like elves. This was quite apparent when after the riot ( unknown who started it or who the person in a surgical mask that was last seen at the scoreboard turning it back a turn was) ran over scooped up the ball and handed it to Doctor Bob.
With the ball in hand He let out a whoop and with the aid of Skrogors??? a part time nurses assistant that had come along for the day succeeded in pushing Gaz the Black Orc over and ran off down the field.
Doctor Moreau was so excited he threw both fists in the air letting out a whoop! Unfortunately for fred the Orc Linesman Moreau had forgotton to let go of his throat and was killed by asphyxiation. THe death was confirmed by the Orc Apocethary who at first claimed him to be badly Hurt?( Ben please provide me a mailing address so I can forward the Players Registration paperwork for later in the season...
The nurses, despite the heat , maybe it was the short skirts that allowed them to run more freely dodged out of tackle zones and managed a half cage screen to protect Bob as like a true Pyscho I mean Physio agily proceeded down the feild pushing it once.

As the scores where level out came some cloud and the temperature off the field cooled a little.
On the feild however was a different story as blocks were thrown that looked more like a slap fest as there was more jostling and pushing and shoving than any real attempts to injure. Nuffle was having a feild day with both teams as blocks failed and yet rediculous passes ( Golden Shower Kid dodging outof one tacklezone stepping into another, picking up the ball and sailing of a pass to Bob) one of 4 passes by the stinking Elf... I mean Orc!
Turnovers were frequent as blocks failed . Gemima cutting off what was sure to be the winning pass, Intercepted it and headed off only to fall face first stunned that she had caught it in the first place! ( Video footage showed later a late elbow thrown from Beat n Eat Charlie caught her on the jaw)
What should have been a 2-1 lead into half time was a draw. The second half had the Doctors recieving with a pair of nurses that where last seen at half time in the ladies change rooms with a white powder "just going to powder our noses was the claim from Sally'and Mavis, Who came out buzzing!.

With the ball kicked short Mavis swooped on it like a seagull on a chip Moreau socked spud the lineman with what he claimed was his fist ( looked awfully like a sock full of rocks!) laying him out cold) the nurses ran to the doctors aid and assisted in standing between Sally and the pack of Rapists.
Boris The Elf Rimmer opened up for the first time all game ( nothing to do with the Goblin corpses missing from the crematorium)( no evidence found linking Dr Phils Brother who apparently fell asleep on duty when the corpses went missing) and knocked out Dr Phil allowing Shagger a free run at Sally and didnt he love that bearing her to ground in a show of such savagery that left her lying there for a couple of turns! The Golden Shower kid again scoops up the ball and like an Elven War thingy on steroids , steps around the waiting Doctors and hands of to Charlie. Charlie runs up the feild then proceeds to toss the ball to Krug the Bum Slammer (whom I am sure Sally was glad was at the other end of the field at the time) Krug scores and the game is 2-1

Again the Orcs kick off with Mavis running around like a chicken with out a head grabbing the ball ( ok exageration failed - reroll required ) and setting off up the feild again.
This time Spud was watching for the sock and agilly stepped back as Moreau again attempted to clear a path.
Dr Phil decided to have ago headbutting Gaz which took them both to ground. A failed dodge by the Golden Shower kid to apply pressure ( sure that was all you were gonna do ya dirty little $#%!! ) Gave Sally the opportunity she needed dodging away from bronson, she headed up feild and caught( thats right folks! you read it here first ) caught a pass from Mavis the entire team rushed to pat Sally on the back hampering any attempts from the rapists to get close. In what can only be described as pure insanity Sally rushed to the line pushing one -fail reroll succeed stop there one square away.
b No rerolls left for either team 2 turns left on the clock Shagger runs in and has another go at Sally. A skull and a push back no reroll Sally scores the game is Drawn!
The kickoff saw a series of blocks and attempts to hurt each other! In fact apart from Gemima who was badly hurt attempting to get away from a black Orc Tackle zone and provide support to Sally later in the second half the worst injuries either team could get was a couple of knock outs.
The Doctors post game break down was a semi joyfull affair when Jack Da Ripper swaggered in to the changerooms signing a players contract for the rest of the season!
Sally in an effort to impress Jack showed how much weights she could press gaining a Strength whilst Mavis was showing off her legs dancing around the changeroom like an elf! +1 Agility.
It all went weird from that point as a Runtime error occured dropping the power. When it was back on Dr Bob, who had gained access to a lot of skill choices leaving him with Diving Catch which is what he was looking at prior to the lights go out!
Not what I wanted but it will have to do. I am still short the 30k I was supposed to receive from the first game but at least I have a full line up again!
Zelithian