Operation Dancing Hippy

Ok Blood Bowl Fans
Yet again the Doctors have suffered a defeat! Thats right I understand all the WTF???'s out there! The doctors after thier last performance seemed to finally understand the concept of the game and look to a victory.
The Dancing Vegetarians, Completely dominated the first half with dazzling displays of dodging and blitzing, Intercepts and catches! In what can only be described as tipical of the damnable elven race, They were 2 zip up in the first half.
However The newest intern to the Last Seasons Apocatharies, in a marvelous display of good sportsmanship and honourable virtue, saw the goblin ref going to run into an elven player and kindly assisted him out of the way!
(Video footage is unclear as to whether Jacks Fist was closed or not ) claiming that he forgot his own strength, Sent the Goblin sprawling so badly hurt that he needed replacing! His replacement was naturally so intimidated by Jack's presence
(not the least his reputation for the finer delicacies like deep fried Gobbo!) refused to look when Jack took a scalpel( again video footage inconclusive as to the presence of Illegal weapons or Medical misconduct the silver flash was from a photographer in the crowd on the other side of the stadium.) to The Scratching Post.
The Half ended with no further ado.
Second half saw the Doctors return to the field ( The referee oblivious to the woodsmans axe protruding from Jacks jersey.) to receive the ball.
In an exemplary show of blocking Skills The Doctors levelled the Scratching post and the rest of the scrimmage and proceeded to secure the ball.
Whilst a long way out from the inzone The elves looked certain to regather. An impressive blitz from Nurse Sally saw Sparkles stunned from the left hook and Jack took that particular moment whilst all eyes were seeing Sparkles, to take the Axe to the Scratching Post!
The Treeman went down, in a splash of sap and woodchips and the apocethary was called out amongst calls from the crowd in the stadium of "Save the Tree!", and some elves impeeding Medical expertice as they tried to chain themselves to the tree! (Whilst The scratching Post was later heard to be complaining that the Doctors cheated by sneaking a bulldozer onto the pitch we all know his name is Jack not Dozer and has no lineage at all linking him to Caterpillar!) Claims that a parcel exchanged hands between the Apocethary and Doctor Bob were way out of line when the Apocethary declared that The scratching post had lost his nerve and would take no further part in the game. (Those seeking the correct medical term it is Extreme Cowardice aka a pinched nerve!)(last seen leaving the stadium and going bush!!)
With the tree fallen, The Doctors wernt out of the woods yet! As they pushed hard down field, Sally and the doctors slowly massaging the tenderloins... I mean bruising the wood elves enough that several left the field. Jack a bit confused as to why the patients were running away from him got a bit hot headed and attempted to restrain Twinkle the stand out star of the Dancing chicken legs! Whilst gently lowering him to the ground,Jack accidently stood on Twinkles neck killing him outright. ( Claims that it was a cold blooded malicious act of spite, whilst well founded were well short of fact as everyone knows that elf blood is warm and juicy!)
Nurse Sally crossed for her second Touch down this season.
With the Elves reduced to 6 or so on the field Gemima accepted the ball and charged downfield alas The remaining Elves managed to show some nerve cutting her off from what whilst not a game leveller or winner was sure to be a Touch Down.
Thanks for the great game Luke!