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Thursday, February 17, 2011

Know Your Rights

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Dachnavar, Nachtzehrer, Vasher & von Ungren

• Received winnings less than promised
• A victim of consistent bad luck
• Fed up with the bias towards Agility teams
• Sick of the libellous whining about your Agility team
• Stalked by a homicidal Apothecary
• Just pissed-off in general


Greetings Mortals,

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