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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

SNS II - Round 5

Hi Stunties Fans,

The final round of the regular season of Saturday Night Stunties II has been completed - and it was another great week of miniature Blood Bowl madness!! You can catch up with all the action on Cabalvision!

True connoisseurs of the Stunty game should ensure they don't miss the replay of the Deluxe Burgers v Grubby Green Gobbos game - featuring an impressive number Thrown Team Mates!!

Because tossing members of your own team around the field is such key part of Stunties Blood Bowl we thought we'd invite one of the game's great "flyers", Smeggy 'The Glider' Marshjuice, to select this week's SNS II highlights.*


So now we move on to the much anticipated Final for 'Speccy' McGroan Cup:

Hotpot Hobbits v Skarbrand Trappers

*Did You Know: Some Snotlings actually show pride in their work, and will do anything they can to improve their play. Smeggy 'The Glider' Marshjuice had a set of wings rigged to his uniform which he used to take the ball 156 yards in just 5 carries against the Scarcrag Snivellers. Sadly, shortly afterwards, a Wizard in the pay of the Galadrieth Gladiators interrupted Smeggy's promising career when he called up a powerful wind that sent the cunning little Snotling on an extended tour of the skies above far distant Norsca!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Friday Night Fight's VII is ON!!!

Greeting Coaches

The last couple of Coaches have registered their Teams.
The Fields have been refurbished.
New Cheerleaders have done their training.
Fresh barrels of Booldweiser have been carted in.

The new Season of Fight Night Fight's is under way.
The First Round of the Championship is ready and the Draw done.

There will be 5 Rounds in the Championship followed by 11 Rounds of the Cup and then the Finals all in the same League setup.


Gavan Pearce
Chief Justice Drakeular
Friday Night Fights VII Commissioner
"The law doesn't... make mistakes."

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

SNS II - Round 4

Hello Stunty Fans Everywhere,


The 4th Round of Saturday Night Stunties is now complete - it was, as usual, another unpredictable week of tiny-guy mayhem - and you don't have to miss a second of all the great stunty action if you tune into Cabalvision!

Highlights of the round included the Hotpot Hobbits scoring not once, but twicewith Halflings holding the ball being tossed towards the End Zone by Treemen and the Halflings' of the Deluxe Burgers recording their first win for the season!

With the Hotpot Hobbits at the top of the table and guaranteed a place in the Final, we've asked the great Jingo Merrychap, the only Halfling player to ever to be elected to the Blood Bowl Hall of Fame*, to present his selection of some of the best moments from this week's games.


Dave
(aka Axebreaker)

* We have, however, been unable to discover exactly why he is honored in the Hall of Fame. We suspect some sort of affirmative action program was involved.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

SNS II - Round 3

Hi there Stunty Fans,

Round 3 of Saturday Night Stunties II was completed earlier this week. And another great week it was - all the games from the round are, as usual, available for viewing on Cabalvision. 

A highlight for the week was the Touch Down by the Skabrand Trappers Ogre Zargh Toothcracker. This was not only the first Touch Down by a Big Guy this season, but he is also the fisrt Big Guy to score in the comined history SNS and FNF.*

To celebrate this fact, and to emphasis the crucial role of Big Guys in the Stunties game - we asked the legendary Morg"N'Thorg to present this weeks highlights!



Dave
(aka Axebreaker)


* At least we think it's first Big Guy TD in both competitions :)

Sunday, February 12, 2012

New FNF Champions!!

Congratulations to Justorius and The Erengrad Easybeats
Friday Night Fights VI Champions

FNF VI - Player Awards Night

As part of the preparations for tonight's much anticipated Grand Final - the House of Axebreaker is pleased to present this season's Players Awards!








Dave
(aka Axebreaker)

Saturday, February 11, 2012

SNS II - Round 2

Hi there Stunty Fans,


The teams of the Saturday Night Stunties II competition are racing through the match schedule with Round 2 now complete.

All the great Stunty action from all this weeks games is available for viewing on Cabalvision. Highly recommended viewing is the Brutle Gobbo v Gobbos!!! game - featuring a single bomb knocking down six Goblins in a single blast and, arguably, the greatest (and luckiest) last minute TD you are ever likely to see.

In other unusual Stunty developments, the Gobbos!!! team now have as many Assistant Coaches as they do Goblin lineman - SEVEN! It must have been either "Bring a Friend" day or some sort of traditional tribal nepotism at play!!

This week we've asked the great Goblin Star Player, Fungus the Loon, to present his selection of highlights from this week's games.


Dave
(aka Axebreaker)

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

SNS II - Season Launch

Greetings Fans of the Tiny Game,

The second season of Saturday Night Stunties is well underway - with Round 1 complete (as is most of Round 2)

This season we have three Goblin teams, two Halfling teams and one Ogre team competing for the very prestigious 'Speccy' McGroan Cup. The Goblin teams are particularly noteworthy this season as fine examples of their race. All three have the word "Gobbo" in their team name - presumably in case the players forget who they are - and two teams have selected exactly the same team colours and logo - the ideal excuse to get into a fight with the other team and their supporters!!

All the games from Round 1 are available for viewing on Cabalvision (on the Saturday Night Stunties II channel). Highly recommended viewing is the Grubby Green Gobbos v Gobbos!!! match - if just to watch a bomb being caught and re-thrown SIX times!! As well as a Goblin Toss for a TD!!

Once again, we have prevailed upon some of the greatest stunty players to present highlights from the matches. This week we are have secured the legendary Gobbo Bombadier, Bomber Dribblesot, to do the honors.


Dave
(aka Axebreaker)

Monday, February 6, 2012

Saturday, February 4, 2012

FNF VI: Grand Final

FNF VI - Semi-Final Wrap Up

Greetings All,

The FNF VI Semi-Finals have been played! And they were both fantastic games. The Erengrad Easybeats failed to live up to their name with a solid 2-1 victory over the Skaven of RUN Danger Mouse Club. In the other match, the Morgue Machine and Passing Fancy were locked-up at 1-1 at full time, but the Wood Elves scored in overtime to secure the win and a berth in the Grand Final!

Both matches are available on Cabalvision and are well worth viewing by anyone who enjoys watching great games of Blood Bowl.

Here are Jim and Bob with their selection of some of the highlights from both games.



Congratulations to both Justorius and Supercoach who will now take their teams into the Grand Final.

And commiserations to the losers - but the great thing about FNF Blood Bowl is that there is always next season :)

Dave
(aka Axebreaker)