Declining numbers attending the matches of the Lothern Guardians - just 7,000 fans at this week's game - motivated us to set our marketing people to coming with an answer to how to boost the popularity of our FNF franchise team.
Luckily someone remembered that our Vampire legal consultants - Dachnavar, Nachtzehrer, Vasher & von Ungren - had locked the lovely Ms Milano in to a very long-term and extremely binding PR and merchandise modelling contract on our behalf.
The House of Axebreaker is, therefore, pleased to present Alyssa Milano and the latest in must-have supporters attire.
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